VOX - Holy Sweet Fucking Jesus

Holy fucking mother of sweet fucking Jesus, I NARROWLY avoided being a road traffic incident statstic. I was heading towards Chippenham on the A350 (ring road) and there is s strech of straight road, traffic was dense on both sides so this fuckwits actions are even more bizare.  I was doing about 45-50 (as the winds we’ve got at the moment) which is one of the factors that saved my ass as I’d usually be doing around 60. As I’m coming to the roundabout (mind you I’m only midway there) I see this, I think Alpha Romeo, poking in to my lane, I figure he’s overtaking a bicycle, so I start to move left slightly and touch the brakes, the next few moments are BURNED in to my brain.  I checked my mirror to see if it was safe to do so as there were people behind me and in the corner of my eye the situation becomes crystal fucking clear, this fucking fool is OVERTAKING A CAR.  He’s SEEN ME and yet HE PULLS RIGHT OUT IN TO MY LANE AND IS HEADING TOWARDS ME. Thankfully, by the time I could shout “SHIT” I was already ramming the fucking brakes and swerving in to the verge. It was such a narrow miss.  Of course, panic over I’m still alive, but now is the statutory “FUCKING IDIOT” horn blow, which I gracefully mash down the horn and make my displeasure known. If we would have impacted I’d probably have died.  I was doing 50, the person behind me would have slammed in to the back of me and about 3-5 other cars on to him as well as this fucking toe rag doing about 40 (combined impact of 90mph). So now I’m at the side of the road, horn blazing, other drivers wondering if what they saw was an imagination and instead of fucking well stopping this cunt just goes on as if nothing had occured. Seriously.  WHAT THE FUCK. I’m now slightly less shocked by it and not as angry as more of grateful I pulled myself out of that one without a paint chip. If anybody witnessed this it was between Morrisons roundabout and I think South Cepen Park roundabout.  Comment I want to know this fuckers registration so I can write a sern letter on his bonnett using my keys.